You know the feeling when you have been locked up in a fancy hotel with your colleagues? Those glamorous weeks you get to enjoy bed turn down service that comes with complimentary chocolate that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, all the while you have to present your best professional self to those around you – and its exhausting! Yeah… been there. Done that. As soon as the plane lands you pick up your phone and call your best friend to come over, crack open that 40Oz of grey goose you just purchased at duty free, and talk about what’s really been on your mind the last couple weeks.
After 3 (okay maybe 5) vodka sodas we decide that the stories we have been rambling on about for the last 90 minutes should be shared with the world via social media… because lets be honest our lives are quite exciting and hilarious, and we have done some CRAZY SHIIIT.
Don’t get us wrong, we’re not your bleach blonde Barbies wearing 3 inch stiletto heels at Tryst nightclub (OMG Ew) but rather your young professional and we’d like to think good looking women who get ogled by the nerdy guys we work with. Having met at the ripe age of 4 at the on set of our bedazzled childhood as competitive dancers, we split for a brief period to get our shit together (you know, educated and such) but have now, to the benefit of all those around us, reunited as best friends and a dynamic duo. Plus, we’re SUPER FUN.
So enough with the small talk, lets introduce each other…
Lets start with Alyce. First of all – it’s pronounced “ALEECE”, who the fuck would spell Alice with a “Y”. She has not been down any rabbit holes (lately).
To quote the famous musician, USHER, Alyce is “A lady in the streets, but (sometimes) a freak in the sheets.” For one of my more late-blooming friends she seems to get herself into some pretty interesting situations. From professional athletes she has met on the plane and consultants who are on 6 month projects in Toronto, to that awkward guy from high school who just doesn’t seem to get the point and won’t leave her alone. This lady will give EVERYONE a chance (or two) and always has a story to tell. I can’t say I’m jealous of all the circumstances she finds herself in, but they definitely make for some amazing girls nights.
OKAY. Onto Lulu. If you haven’t noticed, these aren’t our real names… we’re blonde, but we’re not stupid. We both have jobs (good jobs) and would like to keep them. So you know that perfect couple in that after school special that find each other in first year university and stay together for life?? YEAH. THIS IS WHAT I PUT UP WITH. But lets get real here, it’s not all glitz and glam, the first time this girl got “down” she was wearing a toga. I rest my case. Having come off of 4 weddings in a row, which was accompanied by 4 crazy brides, it’s refreshing to see somebody sporting an engagement ring who doesn’t make seating charts and table settings their primary concern in life. This is the girl that has bitch slapped somebody minutes after being proposed to because she was accused of being too PDA in public – LOVE IT.
So call us two peas in a pod or soul mates for life. We are similar and dissimilar all at the same time. We thoroughly enjoy each others stories and we hope you will to!! (Actually we KNOW you will – who are we kidding?)